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Alex Carmen

Jul '23 in General

10 TikTok Hacks For Us Who Don't Dance

Hey, you want to know the 10 TikTok hacks for us who don’t dance? 🕺

Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, buddy. There is no such thing. 😱

You can’t hack your way out of this one, pal.

You either bust a move or bust a hip. 💥

There’s no in-between. There’s no cheat code. There’s only you, the camera, and the harsh judgment of the internet. 😬

But since you’re here, and I’m feeling generous, here are some hacks that might help you avoid total social annihilation: 🙌

Use a filter that makes you look like a cartoon character. No one will notice your lame moves if they’re too busy wondering why you look like a rejected Pixar reject. 🤡

2. Pretend you’re lip-syncing to a song that has nothing to do with dancing. For example, try “Baby Shark” or “The Star-Spangled Banner”. Bonus points if you can cry on cue. 🦈🇺🇸

3. Wear a costume that covers most of your body. A giant panda suit, a dinosaur onesie, or a full-body banana costume are all great options. The more ridiculous, the better. 🐼🦖🍌

4. Do the opposite of what everyone else is doing. If they’re twerking, you’re knitting. If they’re knitting, you’re twerking. You’ll stand out from the crowd and look like a genius. 🧶🍑

5. Use props to distract from your lack of skills. A hula hoop, a jump rope, a pair of sunglasses, or a bottle of water can all add some flair to your performance. Just don’t drop them or spill them on yourself. 🪁🕶💦

6. Collaborate with someone who can actually dance. Let them do most of the work while you just nod your head and clap your hands. Or better yet, let them carry you around like a rag doll while you pretend to be asleep. 😴👏

7. Make funny faces at the camera. A goofy grin, a surprised expression, or a seductive wink can all make your viewers laugh and forget about your dancing. Just don’t overdo it or you’ll look like you’re having a stroke. 😂😮😉

8. Use hashtags that are relevant to your niche but not to dancing. For example, #bookworm, #catlover, #vegan, or #nerd. This way, you’ll attract followers who share your interests and won’t judge you for your moves. 📚😻🥦🤓

9. Do something unexpected at the end of your video. For example, throw confetti in the air, do a backflip, or reveal a hidden message on your shirt. This will leave a lasting impression and make people want to watch your video again. 🎉🤸‍♂️👕

10. Have fun, and don’t take yourself too seriously. Remember, TikTok is supposed to be a platform for creativity and entertainment, not for perfection and competition. As long as you’re enjoying yourself and making others smile, you’re doing it right. 😊✨

I hope these hacks help you become a TikTok sensation without breaking a sweat or a bone. Let me know how it goes, and send me some of your videos.

P.S. If you want more hilarious and engaging content from me, you better follow me ASAP. Or else. Just kidding. Or am I? Yes, I am. Or am I? No, I am. Or am I? OK, I’ll stop.

BYE!

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