Isn't it a miracle?
Having the ability to reset the last 8 seconds whenever I want.
All I have to do is clap my hands together—not with the palms, but the backsides.
It took some experimenting, but I discovered that I can't continuously go back. I have to let the full 8 seconds pass, or clapping just loops me back to the time I first went back to.
It doesn't matter if it's 4 seconds or 7; I can't escape until my 8-second advantage passes.
This miracle has saved me so many times in a pinch.
It's saved me from tripping.
Saved me from getting hit by a car.
Saved me from my crazy ex throwing a toaster at my head.
So many small yet helpful dodges.
But tonight... tonight is different...
The alarm clock reads 2:21 AM...
Over and over and over.
Every few seconds, I clap to escape it.
I was just trying to sleep, but that thing opens my closet door and rushes towards me, trying to tear into me with its long, greasy nails.
I thought this ability was a miracle, but I barely escaped being scratched on the first clap. It felt like my skin was searing...
I keep managing to clap before it reaches me, but I can't get out of this loop no matter what I try.
I never make it to the door.
I never manage to fight it off.
I never get past 8 seconds.
For the first time since I got this ability two years ago...
I'm so scared...
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Isn't it a miracle?
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