So, I shot a video last night, then woke up this morning with a great scrip for it in my head. I hate that!
I am going to reshoot the very first part because I have a better hook in mind. How's this sound... while holding up a bottle of Coquito I say
"If you'd like to try the taste of a Puerto Rican holiday treat, watch this video and I'll show you how to make this simple but delicious drink.. I know...I don't look like I'm from here, and I'm not...I can't even speak Spanish. In fact, when I'm in a store and the clerk speaks to me in Spanish, I always say, "Yo no hablo Espanol, pero yo puedo decir mala palabras"...my only Spanish language sentence. Keep watching and I'll tell you what that means a little later."