OK, here is one of my shorts. Here is English translation: A man walked into a restaurant and ordered a beer. "Here you go, sir, the beer is one euro." "Only one euro?" the man repeated. He looked at the menu and asked, "And how much would a Wiener schnitzel and a bottle of wine cost?" "Two euros," the waiter replied. "Two euros?" the man repeated. "Could you tell me where the owner of this restaurant is?" The waiter looked at him and said, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked, "And what is he doing up there with your wife?" "The same thing Iām doing down here with his restaurant." https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dm1JclAQP-k