SPOOF - Welcome to the Ultimate Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing with Your Content Strategy

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Welcome to the Ultimate Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing with Your Content Strategy

Here’s the foolproof method I’ve come up with that works terribly. Buckle up, because we’re diving straight into the abyss of inefficiency. And remember, I have nothing to sell you because why bother when you can just float aimlessly?

So, let’s talk about this so-called strategy that’s a mishmash of Andrew Kirby and Sam Ovens, but with a twist – it’s designed for maximum confusion and minimal results.

1. Traffic Jam Engine: Forget having a clear website or any formal structure. Just throw random content out there and hope for the best.

2. YouTube Neglect: Use YouTube as your neglected child. Post mediocre videos sporadically and pray for miracles. Think long term – like, maybe in 50 years, you’ll see some traction.

3. Email List Abyss: Build an email list and then promptly forget about it. If occasionally you remember it exists, change the file name and save it where you can never find it.

4. Redistribution Chaos: Embrace the chaos of Shorts, Instagram Reels, and TikTok. Gain followers who have no idea what your main content is about, leading to a beautiful mess.

5. Community Confusion: Let your YouTube channel and random TikTok videos feed into a community that’s as confused as you are. Then invite the whole community into incoherent sales calls. Remember your goal here is "Maximizing Confusion".

6. Broadcast to No One: Send out broadcast posts that sound like they were written by a malfunctioning chatbot. Perfect for driving away any remaining interest.

7. Human-Free DMs: Use robotic scripts in your DMs because nothing says “I care” like talking to a human like a spam bot. People love being treated like transaction numbers, right?

8. Lifeless Webinars: Host lifeless random webinars that are sure to put people to sleep. It’s a great way to ensure nobody buys anything.

9. Client Success Stories from an Alternate Universe: Share wildly exaggerated client success stories that make people wonder if they’ve entered an alternate universe.

10. Mastermind Mayhem: Finally, invite the few brave souls who stick around to join your DisasterMind for an exorbitant fee like $19/month. They’ll pay to figure out how you managed to achieve nothing so spectacularly.

So, there you have it. Copy this chaotic strategy if you want to spiral into the depths of marketing despair. Let me know how it goes – or don’t, because who cares?

Good luck and peace out!

Inspired by this REAL post: https://www.skool.com/community/sam-ovens-andrew-kirby-hybrid-approach?p=9e84ee98

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