Humor · Chlorine Dioxide Testimonies

2d ago (edited) in Protocols

Humor

I feel like I have become a bag lady!

I have two hysterical stories from yesterday and today.

Yesterday I had to go to the Xfinity Comcast store because I was having problems with a new modem.

I had forgotten that I put Ivermectin paste inside both nostrils and inside my ears and around the backside of my ears and my ear lobes and parts of my face so by the time I got home I was in the restroom and looked in the mirror and here's this white Ivermectin paste everywhere underneath my nose both nostrils all around the ears! And I thought OMG they think I'm a cocaine addict!!

Second story which is almost as funny I live in a condo building and I have a storage unit in the basement so last time I went to Target I bought a gigantic roll of probably 20 rolls of toilet paper so I would just go down there whenever I need it if you rolls so with all my expelling of parasites today I ran out so I went down to the storage unit and didn't have any left and I knew I had to go to the bathroom again from that turpentine so I have one of those big plasticated canvas bags I had to go to the main level of the lobby area to the women's restroom and pull tons and tons of strips of toilet paper off and I filled that whole damn bag up.. the roles of toilet paper are actually locked on the holder so I can only get the strips! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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