Hey, Skoolers! You all are not going to believe this, but I just pulled off the heist of the century. I’m talking Ocean’s Eleven level of genius. 🎲 Except, instead of robbing a casino, I robbed a Skool group. And instead of splitting the loot with a bunch of handsome actors, I kept it all for My Client. Don’t worry, it was all legal and ethical. 😉 But it was also insanely profitable. How profitable? Try $7.2K a month profitable. 💰 Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, it’s not. And I’m going to prove it to you. But first, let me tell you how it all began. It was a dark and stormy night… ⛈️ Just kidding. It was a sunny and pleasant afternoon. ☀️ I was browsing through Skool, looking for some new groups to join. That’s me. I’m always on the hunt for new opportunities and connections. 🕵️‍♂️ Anyway, I stumbled upon this group that caught my eye. It had a catchy name, a hot topic, and a decent number of members. It was about something I was passionate about and knew a lot about. I wish I could tell you what it was, but it’s top secret. But let’s just say it was something that a lot of people struggle with and are willing to pay Big Bucks for. You get the idea. So, I clicked on the join button and waited for approval. A few minutes later, I got in. But here’s where things got interesting - this gem of a group was a ghost town! It had all the vibe of a Monday morning meeting - silence so profound I could hear whispers of my name "Alexxxxx" Picture this: no one chatting, no one reacting, Just pure silence. I half-expected zombies to pop out! (Remember that Walking Dead episode when Rick Grimes woke up in the hospital? Yeah, it was that level of creepy.) But beneath that eerie silence, I sensed potential. I could feel it in my gut, like my sixth sense kicking in. So, I did what any copywriting maverick would do I slid into the group owner’s DMs, offering my help. At first, he was skeptical… He didn’t know who I was or what I wanted from him.

Hey, Skool pals. You did it! You survived another month of 2023. You’ve also made it to Monday, which is impressive, considering time is a flat circle these days. Seriously, what day is it? Who am I? Where are my pants? I don’t know, I just know I need more wine. How was your weekend, BTW? Did you do anything fun or exciting? Like skydiving? Or solving world hunger? Or did you just veg out on the couch and watch Netflix like a normal human being? Don’t worry, I’m not judging. I’m just nosy. And bored. Because I spent my weekend slaving over a hot laptop, trying to finish a sales letter that’s due in 12 hours. Yeah, I know, I’m such a slacker. But hey, at least I have a job, right? Right? Anyway, I hope you’re all well and not infected. Love you all! P.S. Don't mind my GIF 🙂. P.S.S. If you want more hilarious and engaging content from me, you better follow me ASAP. Or else. Just kidding. Or am I? Yes, I am. Or am I? No, I am. Or am I? OK, I’ll stop. BYE!

Hey Skoolers! I just spent a whole weekend crafting some amazing swipes for Skool affiliate marketing. They’re so good, they could sell water to Fish. But because I love you guys so much, I’m going to share them with you for free. That’s right. Zero dollars. Less than the cost of a cup of coffee. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and grab them before I change my mind and sell them for a million dollars. P.S. If you want more hilarious and engaging content from me, you better follow me ASAP. Or else. Just kidding. Or am I? Yes, I am. Or am I? No, I am. Or am I? OK, I’ll stop. BYE!