lol. I wish it was more interesting. The TL;DR is we got banned for having too many failed transactions in a row. One day we attempted billing a $1.5k deposit five times.... stripe went ballistic and froze our account and with it our working capital. Took us six weeks to get paypal up and running. Pixel went cold. Had to start all over... Lesson learned: always have a backup payment processor! @Jade Jemma