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Hi, everyone. I've been working on script called "THE FLOOR IS LAVA" it is a spoof on some volcano/distaster films. I wanted to get your input on this. I'm open to whatever you say. I've been booed off stage numerous times so I can handle it. @Ellie Shoja @David Zucker Let me set this up so you know what's going one. We are almost to ACT 2 on this. Antagonists Bob is a wealthy hotel manager that has hedgefunds invested in this oasis he hired Protaganist Hank to drill on the island and find oil. Earlier they did find oil and were successful. The island has an active volcano and just erupted. The lava is coming in the direction of the hotel, the LAVA is the engine. The goal is to get to safety. Hank recently found out that his men that worked under him drilling oil all died from the lava. At the hotel lobby BOB AND HANK argue. Take it from here. (sidenote I have dyslexia so if you see a sentence incomplete or grammar incorrect that's why) READ THIS STRAIGHT no JERRY LEWIS. PLEASE POINT OUT ANY FLAWS
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@Devin Hannesson thanks so much
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@Ronald Zapart the trailer you see now is from USA network I think. The original trailer which you can't find was dramatic. USA was spoofing for sure. The movie is terrible it makes Zero Hour! Look like Gone With The Wind. They used to play this movie on loop on HBO in 1981-82
OLD WORK
Here is a parody of COPS I did about 15 years ago enjoy or dont https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH7usNkNOjA&t=55s
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@Daniel Silman thanks we held the line never broke
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@Jb Thompson the door smash was hilarious because nobody kicks a door and then opens it 😂
Joke ER Recording is UP
We had another great Joke ER call where we dove deep into @Jamie Aronson and @Mazyar Gheiby's scripts. If you missed it, watch the recording here: #(Ep. 4) Why Comedies Need Character Transformation. If you were on the call, what was your biggest takeaway?
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Can you just tell us
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@Ellie Shoja yes. Or post the video with no sound and we can hire lip readers. Just riffing here
Naked Comedy Cancelled today
Hi Crashers, David woke up under the weather today, so we have to postpone the Naked Comedy that was scheduled for this morning. We'll reschedule it once he feels better. For now, check out the trailer for Legend Has It.
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Next time tell him we need more notice. Try to get sick on a Sunday David.
Huge fan of David Zucker
The first film I ever saw that changed my life was Mississippi Burning, the second was The Accused. I was nine at the time and Anthony Hopkins immediately became my favorite actor... "Put the lotion in the basket!" lol I digress. "Airplane!" is the perfect movie of course. Saw it in the cinema dubbed in French back when it was released. Most of the jokes didn't make any sense but that might've made it even funnier. I've seen it a dozen times since and everything else with the Zucker label on it. BTW I did a video way back when "The N***d Gun" (2025) was going to be released (I guess this is a forbidden topic here, it should be)... Anyway, it was an homage to the man. It was only seen by 34 people then taken down by the HUAC and I've spent the other half of my life in hiding. I thought this would be the perfect place to show it. It's slop, it's dark and leaves a bad taste in your mouth - something for everybody. https://youtu.be/j8yLCvHpLPM
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@Dan Czon how? I've been messing with Runway and honestly it sucks. Not intuitive
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@Dan Czon very helpful. Just 3 weeks ago I was trying to do a movie trailer with Runway. It was a disaster . I spent 2 days trying to get a guy to walk through the jungle then pull each 5 sec scene together couldn't even get that simple task done. It doesn't seem intuitive. You should do a class on here for techniques to use making these quick movies
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Retired orthopedic surgeon venturing into hedge fund for artificial grass I thought this might be a good fit

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