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5 Signs You’re Officially a Wine Nerd 🤓🍷
It starts innocently—enjoying a glass here and there.
But one day, you catch yourself sniffing the wine glass a little too long or explaining the difference between oaked and unoaked Chardonnay to your friends.
Congrats, you’re officially a wine nerd!
Let’s see how many of these signs sound like you:
1️⃣ You Own a Wine Opener Collection
Why settle for one corkscrew when you can have a waiter’s key, an electric opener, and maybe even a vintage lever pull?
Bonus points if you’ve ever said, “This one’s for the fancy bottles.”
2️⃣ You’ve Taken Photos of Wine Labels
You’ve snapped more pictures of wine labels than food at restaurants.
Whether it’s for future reference or to flex your great taste, your camera roll is a treasure trove of grape goodness.
✨ Pro Tip:
Use wine apps like Vivino to track your favorites and impress your friends with your “notes.”
3️⃣ You Can Pronounce “Gewürztraminer” Without Hesitating
While others stumble over the name, you confidently order a glass of Gewürztraminer—or maybe even Grüner Veltliner.
You might even enjoy correcting people (but nicely, of course).
4️⃣ You Have Strong Opinions on Glass Shapes
To you, a glass isn’t just a glass.
A wide bowl for reds, a narrow flute for sparkling—you know it all.
And yes, you’ve lectured someone about why their Cabernet should never go in a Champagne glass.
5️⃣ You Host Wine Flights at Home
You don’t just open one bottle—you curate a lineup.
Reds, whites, or maybe all Pinot Noirs from different regions—you treat your guests to a wine-tasting experience they won’t forget.
✨ Bonus Points:
If you’ve printed tasting sheets or discussed “mouthfeel.”
Your Turn!
How many of these signs do you relate to?
Or do you have your own “wine nerd” habits to confess?
Let’s laugh, learn, and embrace our inner wine geeks together! 🍷⬇️
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5 Signs You’re Officially a Wine Nerd 🤓🍷
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