Could use some help with presenting myself

I talk to a lot of different people, in different groups, and I put this thing together.

My hope is that somebody could tell me what is wrong with it, because I get 1) no response, or 2) very cold responses.

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26 year-Internet user with an academic background

I charge 250$ an hour, if I don´t like you.

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On a more serious note, I´ve studied freelancing for a year.

A little about me, first:

I come from a family of two teachers, two aviation engineers, lot´s of military and two bankers.

TV was not a big thing after I learnt how to walk (much), and talk (little) ~ I´ve read 1.000s of books.

I also got the Internet in 1998, and had Electro and IT in Upper Secondary.

Back in 2006, our teacher said 1 in 15 will get an apprenticeship, so I did manual labour instead, and now I´m talking to you.

I´m looking to put a team together/join a team, and

I offer:

Consulting on just about anything.

Pros

-I know all about science (I´ve not used _calculus_ every day); what I mean is I speak the language of all academic disciplines, basically, and can speed-read documents that would take a warehouse worker three weeks.

-My work experience involves carpentry, warehouses and shops (where I had closing-responsibility), so I know the business-cycle intimately from that perspective.

-Was an all-round athlete most of my 20s and early 30s. Life intervenes, and.. You know? Í´m not a coach, I´m just telling you that that´s something I would gladly accept payment for, or that I could contribute with, if I´m in the mood.

Blind spots

-SEO

-marketing

-content creation

-appearing in business-meetings

-brand creation, and of myself too (I know that sounds nutty, but..)

I want

-to pitch some ideas I have for businesses.

-to know how to reach specific audiences (for a cheap, cheap price)

-to learn how crypto and marketing is coalescing into a wellspring of goodness

If you feel like engaging with me, please do so. I respond as quickly as I can, provided you´re not a spammer.

I guess that´s it, for now.

Summa summarum:

I´d like to trade valuable information and organizational skills for dollars.

At present, I´m putting together an eShop, and would like to get in touch with a graphic designer and a marketer as well.

Some ideas for business must be kept confidential, unfortunately. I hate patents, but I have to relly believe in the people I interact with o share some of the ideas.

If something here peeked your interest, don´t hesitate to get in touch.

Yours truly

Audun H. Nilsen

Norwegian navigator, and

26 year-Internet user,

solving world hunger one infidel at a time

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Please, be as honest as possible, and keep in mind that my thought was to give a general idea of me and what my aims are.

Any help appreciated,

Audun H. Nilsen

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