Oct 12 in History📜
Teddy is the Most Based President Ever
- Severe Asthma as a child
- Got bullied as a kid and so takes on a lifelong practice of boxing (gets knocked blind in his 50s and he basically writes “good thing it wasn’t my shooting eye. I guess i’ll do JiuJitsu now”
- Columbia/Harvard Law Graduate
- Forms a volunteer cavalry unit made up of ivy league athletes, coal miners, and cowboys. They all travel to Cuba where he leads form the front on horseback like a 20th century Alexander the Great
- Breaks up Standard Oil— Rockefeller’s corporation w/ a Market Cap bigger than a lot of country's GDP at the time
- Gets shot in the chest during a campaign speech and literally continues his speech for an hour while his shirt soaks in his blood. He lives the rest of his life w/ the bullet lodged in his chest
- After his 2 terms as president he goes on to survive a near death jungle exploration, serves as a lowly deputy sheriff in Dakota, and lives a cowboy’s life until his death
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Teddy is the Most Based President Ever
