26 year-Internet user · Klaviyo Mastery

26 year-Internet user

I charge 250$ an hour, if I don´t like you.

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On a more serious note, I´ve studied freelancing for a year.

A little about me, first:

I come from a family of two teachers, two aviation engineers, lot´s of military and two bankers.

TV was not a big thing after I learnt how to walk (much), and talk (little) ~ I´ve read 1.000s of books.

I also got the Internet in 1998, and had Electro and IT in Upper Secondary.

Back in 2007, our teacher said 1 in 15 will get an apprenticeship, so I did manual labour instead, and now I´m talking to you.

I´m looking to put a team together/join a team, and

I offer:

Consulting on just about anything.

Pros

-I know all about science (I´ve not used _calculus_ every day); what I mean is I speak the language of all academic disciplines, basically, and can speed-read documents that would take three weeks for a warehouse worker, in a jiff.

-My work experience involves carpentry, warehouses and shops (where I had closing-responsibility), so I know the business-cycle intimately from that perspective.

-Was an all-round athlete most of my 20s and early 30s. Life intervenes, and.. You know? Í´m not a coach, I´m just telling you that that´s something I would gladly accept payment for, or that I could contribute with, if I´m in the mood.

Blind spots

-SEO

-marketing

-content creation

-appearing in business-meetings

-brand creation, and of myself too (I know that sounds nutty, but..)

I want

-a Shopify-editor app which is as flexible as can be (currently working with Wix, but it´s not very straightforward, and I don´t know about the dropshipping there)

-to know how to reach specific audiences (for a cheap, cheap price)

-frontmen to pitch ideas to big movers (way, way down the line)

-to learn how crypto and marketing is coalescing into a wellspring of goodness

If you feel like engaging with me, please do so. I respond as quickly as I can, to each and everyone who isn´t an obvious doofus.

I guess that´s it, for now.

Summa summarum:

I´d like to trade in valuable information, or money, to build a base from which I can launch some ideas I have for businesses.

At present, I´m putting together an eShop, and would like a graphic designer and a marketer (a non-niche marketer).

I see this is a small group, so maybe too many DMs is counter-productive, but you know.. Some ideas for business must be kept confidential, unfortunately. I hate patents, but I´m not Nikola Tesla - I´m Einstein.

If something here peeked your interest, don´t hesitate to get in touch.

Yours truly

Audun H. Nilsen

Norwegian navigator, and

26 year-Internet user,

solving world hunger one infidel at a time

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